You are using anything but Chrome to view this page! How's that working for you?
Default non-geo targeted message goes here. We don't care who your sports team is!
You are using anything but Chrome to view this page! How's that working for you?
It's Friday! Party down!
Why aren't you using a mobile phone to view this? Are you out of touch?
Your budget payer status is NOT = 1 in the system, which I think means you are not enrolled.
Why aren't you signed up for paperless billing? Do you hate trees?
You must not be logged in right now.
You have text messaging disabled in your account! boo!
You have logged in since July 15! You are very diligent!
You are not subscribed to The Wire! How will you know what's going on?

Just some plain old text to see if this thing is alive.